|THE WELK JOKES VAULT|
|Do you know any pretty wunnerful Welk jokes? If so....send them to me via e-mail and I will post them on this page!|
|How does Ava Barber, Clay Hart and Jim Turner change a light bulb?
- Clay changes it while Ava & Jim sing about the old one
How can you tell that Barney Liddell or Bob Havens is at your front door?
- The doorbell drags
How does Richard Maloof fix a broken tuba?
- With a tuba glue
What's the diffrence between an Uzi and a accordian?
- An Uzi stops after twenty rounds
What happens when Buddy Merrill, Neil Levang, Clay Hart & Richard Maloof plays a country song backwards?
- Your wife returns to you, you sober up, your dog comes back to life and you get
out of prison
What did Lawrence Welk say to the drive-thru person at McDonalds?
- I'll have ah-one, ah-two, ah one, two, three, four cheeseburgers please
How can you tell when Johnny Klein is at the door?
- The knock speeds up
How many of Lawrence Welk's critics does it take to change a light bulb?
- They don't know how to change a light bulb, but they'll find something wrong with how his Musical Family does it
|" My wife came back to me, I just sobered up, my dog has come back from the dead, and I just got out of prison."|
|NOW LETS GO BACK HOME!|