You all may have heard of the Top Ten lists, made popular by TV's David Letterman....we'll ladies and gentlemen, I...Super Larry have patched together my own, the Top Fifteen....using my favorite subject, Lawrence Welk and his Musical Family, I bring you.....
THE TOP FIFTEEN LEAST POPULAR LAWRENCE WELK ALBUMS
By Super Larry Cornstarch
15. Champagne Heavy Metal Classics

14. Lawrence Welk's Champagne Salute To The Beastie Boys

13. Henry Cuesta's Songs For Burlesque

12. Jack Imel Belches His Favorite Tunes

11. Lawrence Welk Live From Woodstock

10. Guy & Ralna's Acid Rock Protest Songs We Love To Sing

  9. Myron Floren's Accordian Punk Rock

  8. Twenty Five Air Guitar Songs Of Buddy Merrill

  7. The Lennon Sisters and Yoko Ono

  6. Joe Feeney Sings The Blues

  5. Calcutta Played Backwards

  4. From Da' Hood: The Curt Ramsey Quintet's Hip Hop Joints

  3. Tom Netherton Sings The Ramones

  2. Disco Welk

  1. Duets: Anacani and William Shatner
" And now....here is our clarinet man Henry Cuesta playing David Rose's "The Stripper."
NOW LETS ALL GO BACK HOME!