ARTHUR: Excuse me Mr. Clifton, you know that our audience is very different from yours.
TONY: Yeah, the folks at Forest Lawn are more enthusiastic!
Audience then moans with disgust
ARTHUR: Heh heh, he's only kidding, uh Ladies & Gentleman....while we wait for Lawrence to arrive, lets open tonight's show with a huge number from the Aldridge Sisters and the Otwell Twins singing "Southern Nights."
There we see Sheila & Sherry Aldridge with Roger & David Otwell sing, they look so nice in their red outfits....then just before their number ends, Tony has to interupt them
TONY: You kids sounded great, even the Johnny Mann singers had more soul!
ROGER: Uh, heh heh, that's funny Mr. Clifton (turns to David) where did he come from?
DAVID: Beats me bro.
Meanwhile, back with the gang offstage
MYRON: Oh no, why is he back on?
Then Kathie with Andy appears with them
KATHIE: Guys, I hear things aren't going well.
MARY LOU: That is an understatement, (turns to Andy) uh Andy, do you know this Tony Clifton fellow?
ANDY: Uh yes, we both have the same agents, but underneath that exterior...he is really funny.
MYRON: Hang on, I see him mocking them, this is defintely not looking good.
GAIL: I better get out there, gotta keep the show afloat!
Meanwhile, back onstage.....
TONY(talking to Sheila): Hey there hot stuff, what say me and you go back to my pad and make our own champagne music....
SHEILA: Watch it, I know kung fu!
TONY: Oh fiesty, you women's libbers are all alike.
SHERRY: Oh, where's Lawrence?
GAIL(rushes out): Uh....thank you guys, and now we bring out our young baritone Tom Netherton with his rendition of "Moon River".....
We move ahead halfway into the show, still no Lawrence and things are getting crazy,
now that we see Kathie out on with Andy for a duet, Myron does the introductions
MYRON: That was our Champagne Music Makers with their rendition of "Baby Elephant Walk" and now our Kathie Sullivan, with a special guest, has a special number for you folks,
KATHIE: Thank you Myron, with me is my boyfriend Andy Kaufman, and we have a song we like to share,
ANDY: It's called "Put Your Hand In The Hand" and I know....
Suddenly, he gets interrupted by a larrge fellow in the audience
It's pro wrestler Jerry "The King" Lawler
THE KING: YOU THINK YOU'RE SO TOUGH, ARE YOU?
ANDY: OH YEAH, REMEMBER MEMPHIS AT MID-SOUTH, YOU GOT WHUPPED!
KATHIE: Honey, who is that?
ANDY: Unfinished business, and since I am the Intergender Wrestling Champion of the World, I am a walking bullseye.
KATHIE: Wow
ANDY(Yells at The King): AND LAWLER IS A LOSER!!!!
